One of my favorite parts of playing with FB is the texting. It will probably be my downfall. All Hubby has to do is log on to my cell phone account and he'll see the bajillion texts to a certain number.
(I've even imagined the conversation as Hubby dials the number out of morbid curiosity.
FB: This is [name].
Hubby: Are you fucking my wife?
FB: [pause] I think you need to ask your wife that question.)
I wish I could have saved the texts. I have hit "Delete Thread" dozens of times to remove any readily available evidence. But the exchanges are tantalizing and entertaining...
FB: What time do you wanna get down?
Me: Hey, I was ready at 1:30. I'm just waitin on you to get yer vain little ass back from the gym.
FB: Beautiful tight ass.
Me: Like I said, vain...
FB: Please drive safe and if you feel you can't drive then come back and crash.
Me: Don't u know how dangerous it is to txt & drive? I could've gotten killed txting u this. Go to sleep!
FB: Please be safe! Sorry!
Me: No sorry! Really WANTED to stay. No drama. Just WANT.
FB: I know! And understand.
Me: I have 14 years pent up. You only have a week or 2. Thanks for understanding. Tears are not aimed at you!
FB: It's been longer than that. I'm crying next time. And you'd better hold me!
Me: You're such a dick! It would be nice to feel like I'm at least meeting a need of yours.
FB: You are. I care about you and you make me feel special and cared about. I love that. I really do.
Me: Thank you. I mean it. Home safe & sound. Sleep well!
FB: You too! :)
Me: Hubby's mad at me cuz I went out last nite. Dog is mad at me cuz I skipped our a.m. run. I'm mad at me cuz of my headache. Hope ur doing better than me!
FB: Nobody's mad at me, have no headache, just made a wonderful cup of coffee and had a great evening. Feel-n good!
Me: Wonderful! It's good to be [FB] :)
Me: I hate you because I want a cigarette ;?
FB: They are bad, bad, bad!
Me: No YOU are bad, bad, bad.
FB: Noooooo you are!
Me: I don't think my dog is mad at me anymore. Not sure about hubby. Headache left with wine. Ahhh!
FB: Wine is awesome!
Time to hit "Delete Thread."
i have (had) oh so many of these. some so very very bad and tantalizing.
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